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I did not include any new people, I am sorry about that.
The new and updated version. This is not a FAQ, but just a list of
regulars in here. If you're looking for a FAQ please read that of Simon
Reid, called 'For newbies to alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island'. But
since he doesn't post it anymore, you cannot read it. Haha!! If you
want to read it, go to the homepage of Pixel www.crosswinds.net/~werf
Another FAQ, which still is posted, is that of Sean VII, Madman,
although I still consider it to be a FAQAA (something like Tsjakka!).
I'll post this roughly every month, to be precisely, on the 1st of
every month. New members are welcome! If you wish to email these
people, you'll have to find out the addresses by yourself. This is not
a spammers paradise. Most of the regulars are from the tea slurpers
resort or Denmark. The only truly great people are Dutch, and are
generally busy battling English tea slurpers and evil knäckebrödian
Danes. We also have some Australian kangaroo farmers, ignorant
Americans and all of us have cats and fifteen years old brothers.
It goes without saying that all these people are very cool and nice. I
started this in December 1999. Very new newbies or people not worth
mentioning are not on the list. I'm sorry about that.
If you are a regular, and want me to modify the contents, or if you
aren't on the list and want to be added, please send me some piece
of mail: reinderhummel@hotmail.com Bij voorbaat dank.
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AGLAMI
- We are not weird, we are normal.
- We do not insult people.
- Our next meeting in real life is scheduled on 22 October 2000,
in Madrid, Spain. We're counting on you. Bring your pyjamas and
pyaemias along!
- Regulars that have not been posting since April are marked with an X,
the amount of X'es indicates the number of months in which the person
did not post.
- Popular aglami words:
- Hmmm...
- Uhm...
- Shut up!
- Bwahahahaha!!
- pine
- We all hate pine and StarWars, and most other things.
- It's all part of the conspiracy!
- The Five Aglami Trials...that newbies have to do to become an
official aglami member...it's harsh...and they are not used anymore.
Sean now does The Six Aglami Trials, but nobody took them yet.
Of course this proves that my authority is superior to Sean's.
- The next RRRRR is going to be in newspeak
- Zoals het klokje thuis tikt, tikt het nergens
- Omnibus idem
- Apply [OT] in all your subject lines of posts that are off-topic
- I am far superior to you foolish mortals
- Edel sei der Mensch, hilfreich und gut
- Let's search the question marks!
- Je suis mort
- It's all over
- It's too late
- Wir haben es nicht gewußt!
- Wollt ihr denn Krieg, totalen Krieg?!?
- Moi.
- Allea Iacta Est!
- Kemmerichs Gesicht verbleicht, es hebt sich von den Kissen und is so
blaß, daß es schimmert.
- Das Dorf lag in tiefem Schnee.
- The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I
will better the instruction.
- Het staatsmechanisme was volkomen, maar in zijn perfectie lag zijn
kwetsbaarheid.
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</>RRRRR DEATH RATE<\>
If you can read this, you're not dead.
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Bev Bouffont
Now, Matt used to be first on the list, but is overtaken by something
really weird. A Welshman!! This person, that is eleven years old, is
from Wales!! He lives on top of a hill and can spend hours insulting
his neighbour on the next hill. He first came into aglami and asked if
we found his KIONA. He lost it on a vacation to Spain. He adopted the
name Bev Bouffont after his mother told him he likes to eat French
books with inkt written in it. His real name is George Adams. He
disappeared...the Hills took him as a pet.
ICQ#:
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BishopX
Well, this person has been a member as long as I have AND owns the most
famous Monkey Island website ever. He gets a new layout every week and
then tells he'll never change it again. He also should still be working
on the MICDB!! (A dark secret, only ancient posters know about.) His
life goal is to steal beables from his grandmother, who is Scottish.
Every other year he dresses in a Kelt and a kilt and strides through
the Scottish highlands with an KOR ready to spell. His real name is
McBishop, of the clan McBishop. He thinks all girls have got one
braincell and is from England (West Sussex). He's 21 years old. Matt
adores carrots and often chats with Jayne Smith (mother of Michael) and
Kasper. He is my information source on FFVII, althought I think could
beat him by now.
http://www.islandx.co.uk/
ICQ#:37057214
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BuchaSNEAK
His real name is Jon Buchan and he's from Sedgley, a huge tree under the
United Kingdom. He's one hundred years old and likes to save his breath in
order to live a longer life. And he posts Buchasneak NEWS of AGLAMI.
At least, he used to. Currently he says he lost his silliness and is unable
to post to aglami. Every now and then he and me contact me on ICQ, then he
sends evil pictures of himself, number 84, and stuff. He is blue and works
at some company where you have to work. He has a radio in his car and is
in love with a 6-nosed giraffe. Oh...and he wants to make a MI fan
game, which is illegal.
http://www.jonsoft.com/
ICQ#:27522915
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Dirk Gently
He's from Friesland! Aargh! He's from Friesland!! Waah! Everybody knows
what they say about Friesland. People living there are weird and jump in
lakes. He wants to be a pirate on the Tjeukemeer, but remains failing,
for he cannot hold his breath for ten minutes. Of course he has a crappy
news server and because he has no shame he pretends to be Deja Dirk.
His real name is Inze van der Lei...which is an old Frisian now for cows.
Due to problems with his ISP Dirk could not post. He studies in Groningen
and wants to live in Assen, because he's afraid of the famous Irish pub in
Groningen...damn...I forgot the name. A Dutch poster!! All Dutch posters
are great!! Okay, Dirk is from Friesland, that's not great. He once had an
affair with a twenty-holed Estonian girl. He does know Pixel in real life,
now THAT's terror!! He's ehhh...21, I believe and doesn't have a
homepage, as far as I know. He's a slow fierljepper as well. Most recent
evil crime he commited was an email to me with no return address!!
An inactive member of the APF. I don't really know what happened but
everybody claims to be a member of the APF, ASL, WNF or Aglami these
days.
ICQ#:77032001
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figment
Poster that made the mistake to subscribe to aglami...I knew him from
aglagf...his real name is Bruce. I don't know that very much about him,
actually. Hmmm...he and me had some discussion about the existence of god
some time ago...I think he's sixteen years old and lives somewhere in the
USA in a house. Actually that isn't true. He twenty and lives on a ranch.
If you are reading this, he doesn't do aglami anymore, because he doesn't
have time. He lives in Texas and likes to hug cacti. He wears a cowboy hat
or boots, but never at the same time. He herds cattle. If you want to see
him go to aglagf.
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Huz
Huz...Huz is, next to Boris, the oldest aglami member. He was here at the
funeral of Napoleon and even before that. He's as old as the pope. He
often comes with useful advice and is very knowledgeable. He and Michael
Smith often do dark things, such like chatting at #monkey-island. There
are rumours he is the same as Joey the Fish. I've been there a few times,
but never experienced it very exciting, sorry. I went there some nights ago
with Pixel because Pixel kept me awake. Or something.
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Joey The Fish
Joey the Fish is the anti-man of the Monkey Island Community. He used to
attack all forums, chats, websites and aglami. It was a huge war, but in
end he could not conquer aglami. We put him back in his hole where he
belongs! He lives in the Western Indies and has a satellite connection.
No, agc'ers, although you would see this person as the aglami version of
Sisko, that's not true. There are no evil persons in the Monkey World.
Rumours go that this person is Huz.
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John F. Ievins
THIS PERSON IMITATED THE RRRRR IN another newsgroup and ILLEGALY worked
on his own version of THIS RRRRR. I killed him.
This is John Fricis Ievins and all his fathers and mothers are lawyers
and priests. Kasper thinks he they are characters from Baldur's Gate.
John went to Viersen, Germany, where he talked to an English girl.
He's in a shock now and thinks he is an elf slayer...waah! To prove this
he fires sprog at everybody within his reach. Since I know what sprog means
in Australian English, I understand it. And whatever you do, don't ever ask
him to raise his hand!! I warned you! A tea slurping Briton that can't
stand
heroin, alchohol and flat tyres. He's such a weenie. He's 4 years old and
comes from agc. In his spare time he has premarital sex. Hmmm...I wonder
how those people are able to sneek in here. He tells Sarah that he is an
Elf and that she has to slay him. John was the first person to do the 5
aglami trials. John unsubscribed because his tea became cold.
ICQ#:49323515
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Kasper
Kasper is not who you think he is!! He pretends to be a poster to aglami
and nothing is more true! He lives in Denmark, in a town with a cathedral
called Ribe. Kasper is bald and has got a huge beard. He belongs to a
special military commando that has got orders to kill Bill Clinton and
take his cigars in a ski box. His best friend, the elephant on his toilet,
is dead!! He *insulted* some Poles a few seconds ago...and we had a lot
of fun with the Poles, I liked them. His last name is Kasper Aae. But
his real name is Wonton Goodsoup.
He was supposed to live in London right now. But he got a terrible disease
and can't make sense anymore. They amputated all his hair. Kasper just got
out of the army, he says, but still is in it until he manages to hit the
target with the bazooka he always carries with him. He's 21 years old and
owns the Banana Bar in Amsterdam. He likes Braindead, Southpark, StarWars
and the Simpsons, which proves that he has no taste. His mother bakes
lovely cakes. He himseld bakes ice. BTW he likes curling. He thinks
Subspace is the best multiplayer game ever and agrees with me that Final
Fantasy VII is the best RPG ever. He is an expert in Sumo-wrestling and
wanted to marry Kylie, from agc. For this reason the parents of Kylie do
not allow her anymore to have net access. Recently he asks us to search his
purple umbrella, has frogs in his house and has a new front door.
ICQ#:1845018
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Kim Akselsen
This person hates football, Southpark, Simpsons and so on...hooray!
Gee...I suddenly realized I missed this poster...he's 14 and from
Norway...been lost for a long, long time...but returned. One of the good
old posters. AKA as Accelerator...He formerly posted under Petter Akselsen
and is a freaking football freak! He lives in Oslo and Thomas is his
neighbour.
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Luke T. Whitmore
Luke Thomas Whitmore is from the UK and is sixteen years old. He doesn't
even have a computer on his room and slurps fourteen bags of tea per day.
His mother and other persons feed him broken chocolate cookies. He's a
cocain addict and thinks London is in The Netherlands. He's obsessed with
insects and is married to his niece. He's quite new and is from agc. He
still has to kick the idiot at Activision that doesn't sell games!!!
He modified ILLEGALY parts of this RRRRR. Therefore he needs to be punished
severely. With his repellent pirate shoes he haunts little girls. He keeps
yelling at me that he bought aglami.com, but this is a blatant lie. His
ancestors carved his head in a new text document.
http://www.lukovich.co.uk/
icq#:
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Michael Smith
Michael is dead. Hey, he suddenly appeared...posted a bit...
Michael Smith is 39 years old and lives in Toronto, Canada. Michael is very
fat, even so extremely fat that the doctors worried about it a few years
ago. Michael likes to chat with BishopX, Kasper and some other people at
#monkey-island. He also knows much about horses, because he owns a great
farm. Every Sunday he goes for a ride. His grandma broke his GF A CD. He
has a personal MI-site. He was here before me, so a long-standing poster.
http://website.lineone.net/~mi_lavapit/
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Mr. XL
XL = eXtra Large, but I doubt which part of Mr.XL is extra large. He is
Danish and think they've the best country in this world, but we all know
that's The Netherlands. He uses a Mac (haha!) at his work to do aglami
and thinks we post to much, because he cannot keep ut. He admires Wubbo
Okkels. He actually lives in Drammen (Norway) and his name is Lars. He's 22
years old. Not so long ago he started some or another aglami html
protections blablabla and everytime people post do html he gives them bilk
and mananas. He doesn't seem to know that html posters will be tsjakkaed.
ICQ#:4050552
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Oliver Reiff
He's still lurking, but not posting, only when I post this, actually.
Every time when I say he doesn't post he posts one message and says I
should not lose hope. He's 72 years old and lives in Viersen.
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parasite
A very, very famous and mystical poster. He entered aglami when I did.
He lives in Klarup (Denmark) in a hole and his real name is Esben Krebs
(17). He's always willing to tell a few occult stories and bring damage
to bodies. He often dies, but that's quite common here. You could say he's
one of the greatest posters of this year. There are rumours he has an evil
twin. BTW, if you want to take a look at his homepage, close your eyes!!!!
He smokes joints and left us famous aglami things, such as the Therapist
and the two men in white.
http://smoke-a-joint.webjump.com/
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Pascal
A seventeen years old poster from Austria. Some weird German wanted to
program in HIM!! Hmmm...are you a Jörg Haider fanatic, Pascal? We don't
hear much from him. Anyway, disappeared as well... Oi, he has a nose
collection.
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Paul Pergamenshschik
What a stupid name. He's from New York and drinks root beer. I think he
died. Yeah, he's dead. No, I met him in a restaurant yesterday. I asked him
"Paul what are you doing here?" He said: "I'm hanging as a testament!!"
Then I said "Have fun!" and went home. Rootbeerslurper.
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Pixel
He's paranoid and thinks he's Wim Kok. He has very long hair and ties this
to his window. If one of his roommates closes the window he screams in
agony. He lives in Zeist, is 19 and his life started in Friesland.
He doesn't know knows what to give girls for birthday, is a great BSB fan
and studies something weird in Utrecht. Fact is that Pixel is not very
intelligent. But he doesn't like it when I tell him that. He travels by
cow. He votes CDA and makes a lot of spelling mistakes in Dutch, his mother
tongue, his English grandmothes tells him. He also lets Kim, some weird
girl, read aglami. Very soon I'm going to meet this person in real life,
but
he doesn't know. It'll be a surprise. He doesn't read the RRRRR anyway.
He's
still a child, for he goes to his parents every week.
Here, the true Aglami site:
www.crosswinds.net/~werf and then somewhere
ICQ#:58550811
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Sean
Sean is doing the new Aglami FAQAA and handles The Six Aglami Trials.
A loud Danish fish whose favourite meal is *********** with genetically
manipulated potatoes. I believe he's also known as MrP and MrMutton, but
sometimes I forget a lot. Anyway, he's Sean. I sent me a list of 100 things
he didn't know and I was able to answer them all!! I'm so goddamn
brilliant. He still posts and sometimes I see him on the monkey chat.
He yet has to write the fanfic. His real name is Sean. Some people think
he's from America. He's in love with Mr. Geggie.
http://indigo.ie/~henehan/monkey/mi4rumours.htm
this is a site...takTAK takTAK Sean claims it doesn't exist.
He writes on his keyboard and hold the world record, yes. He's extremely
tall and very thin, he might brake one day. He lives with Luna in a blue
tent on the nose. Goodbye my friends, this is the end of this second.
ICQ#:40841743
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Sarah
Sarah is located in Australia and is fifteen years old. I'm also going to
Australia soon, or not, but I think so, and then I'm going to burn her
house and give her kangaroos to fifteen pedestrians. She hates the name
Sarah,
actually, and wants to change it to some other name, which is not Sarah.
And there ARE pirates in Australia Kasper! SnornL has been with guys that
are 10 years older than her. She brought some weird persons along from agc.
Such as Toki, who lives in her neighbourhood or something. The constantly
do scary things. If Altavista can't find it, search it on Saera's desk!
One moon ago she to told me that she resubscribed to aglami, which made me
lose my dentist.
ICQ#:32346059
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Simon Reid
A 14 years old poster from the UK. He has large ears and is a Murray fan.
He posts the famous FAQ and doesn't like Germans. He wants to build the
MI-entertainment park. He also posts on aglagf. Does he have a website?
Yes, www.lreid.demon.co.uk/simon/ - nothing there at the moment though, but
stuff should be appearing soon. I don't know why, but I think he looks like
Simon the Sorcerer. He's a bit...serious.
ICQ#:65791282
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Sir Andy
This weird Finnish old snowman reappeared in aglami this week!
Oh, vote for his site here: uh...where? forgot, stupid me. (Aha, if you
would have been around a lot more people would vote. Quick, give the url!)
The terrible snowman from Finland. Says he's a lurker and that there exists
another weird newsgroup, alt.castlenet. I don't know, I don't have access
to it. He gossips about aglami!!!!! He's stuck in alt.castlenet
He has cats and knows Japanese. Wait, I also subscribed to alt.castlenet,
it's littered with freaks and books there.
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Skyfox
Hmmm...who is this?
It is Ian Beggar, and owns the famous Scumm Bar. Not a regular
regular. He is very old and has an absurd interest in my carpet.
http://www.thescummbar.com/
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The BEAST
The BEAST is very, very old. Even older than Tracy. But not as old as
Sir. She is an ignorant American and somehow seems to be afraid of a few
aglami persons. Hmmm...also from alt.castlenet She's afraid of Tracy and is
female.
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Thomas Langård
ACHTUNG! POKEMON_LOVER!!!!!
Okay, 14 years old poster from Norway, MI fan...and waaah...this person
likes Pokemon. With a very bad timing he invaded agc and said Pokemon is
Creatures. He tends to brag about his IQ of 145, but in fact is not very
intelligent. Hahaha!! His favourite cheese is yellow. Thomas, is it snowing
in Oslo?
ICQ#:73047722
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Toki
Toki is the mother of my son, Teinder. Teinder is 4 years old and cute,
but a little slow (hmmm...he takes after his...err...nevermind). Currently
he's attending an expensive boarding school, that's why I have to cut roses
at seven in the morning. But enough about Teinder. Toki is a 16 years old
perverted girls and lives close to Sarah in Australia. She likes guys and
girls and err...sings. She likes to drink orange juice and bourbon
together,
likes porn, mouses, the men in white, my maths teacher, hentai and Menno
Buch. Agc import and has an ass score of 92%! I forget to insert a homepage
URL because this is on the other computer.
ICQ#:27296907
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Tom Keane
He's 15 and lives in Australia, kangaroo farmer. He calls us weird and is
addicted to scroll wheels. He has yellow eyes and was a bird in his
previous live, or something. I went to his website and saw a picture, it's
Esben.
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Tracicle
She broke her legs and now has no arms anymore.
One of the new persons that came in here, said to be new and actually
posted messages. She's 23 years old and lives in California, USA...but
is in fact from New Zealand. She is going to marry a giraffe and suddenly
left for a holiday. She's a member of the Aglami Police Force. She's bored.
C'était, je suis désolé quand je t'ai oublié.
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