_________________________________________________________ ®einde®'s ®egula® list of ®egula® ®egula®s that visit aglami ®egula®ly. :::::::June 2000::::::::: This is not a FAQ, but just a list of regulars in here. If you're looking for a FAQ please read that of Simon Reid, called 'For newbies to alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island'. I'll post this roughly every month. New members are welcome! If you wish to email these people, you'll have to find out the addresses by yourself. Most of the regulars are either from the UK or Denmark. But since Xmas, a few Dutchmen joined me to battle the evil knäckebrödian Danes and slurping Britons. It goes without saying that all these people are very cool and nice. I started this in December 1999. Very new newbies or people not worth mentioning are not on the list. I'm sorry about that. X = has not posted for X months If you are a regular, and want me to modify the contents, or if you aren't on the list and want to be added, please send me some piece of mail: reinderhummel@hotmail.com _________________________________________________________ ®einde®'s ®egula® list of ®egula® ®egula®s that visit aglami ®egula®ly. --------------------- AGLAMI - We are not weird, we are normal. - We do not insult people. - Our next meeting in real life is scheduled on 06-06-2000, in Ribe, Denmark. We're counting on you. Bring your pyjamas and pyaemias along! - Regulars that have not been posting in April are marked with an X - Popular aglami words: - Hmmm... - Uhm... - Shut up! - Bwahahahaha!! - The Five Aglami Trials...that newbies have to do to become an official aglami member...it's harsh...but you'll receive uhm? - The next RRRRR is going to be in newspeak - Zoals het klokje thuis tikt, tikt het nergens - Hey, I want to put some foreign langueged sayings in here...suggestions? - Omnibus idem - Apply [OT] in all your subject lines - We hate catholics - I am far superior to you foolish mortals - Edel sei der Mensch, hilfreich und gut - Hier is het einde van het begin, na nu is er geen ontkomen meer in potentie - Let's search the question marks! - Je suis mort - It's all over - It's too late - Wir haben es nicht gewußt! - Wollt ihr denn Krieg, totalen Krieg?!? - Moi. - Allea Iacta Est! - Kafka - Wooooooooooooorrrrrrrr! - People, please add something. -------------------- _______________XX BishopX I think Matt decided to leave this newsgroup...sniff. This man has a goatee beard and a pony tail!! He announced recently he want to make the MICDB!!!! I think he's working on it these cloudy days. He's not in a depression anymore, because he's playing Final Fantasy 8 like a maniac. It's Matt McBishop, of the clan McBishop. He usually wears a Celt and a kilt, that's some sort of dress Scottish people used to wear, so they could do their things during their fights. His favourite sentence to chat up girls is: "Do you have one braincell?" So, please be careful ladies, when you see this man. This poster is from the UK (West Sussex), is twenty years old and has a great website. He wants to hide his real identity, but never succeeds in that, most of us now all about him, from his real name, ICQ # up to his neighbours. He's a member since February 1999 and likes to eat carrots. He often chats with Jayne Smith and Kasper. BTW he knows much about FFVII. http://www.islandx.co.uk/ ICQ#:37057214 _______________ Bucha A new poster from the UK. Don't know about his age. He introduced himself and I forgot actually...but he has a radio in his car and is in love with a 6-nosed giraffe. Do you have a website? Oh...and he wants to make a MI fan game. ICQ#:27522915 _______________X Data Some poster that is from agc...is going to marry, has got eyes and is from Australia. He likes to catch birds. _______________X Dirk Gently Due to problems with his ISP Dirk could not post. He studies in Groningen and wants to live in Assen, because he's afraid of the famous Irish pub in Groningen...damn...I forgot the name. A Dutch poster!! All Dutch posters are great!! Okay, Dirk is from Friesland, that's not great. He once had an affair with a twenty-holed Estonian girl. (Alright, I'm making this up to make it more interesting.) He does know Pixel in real life, now THAT's terror!! He's ehhh...19, I believe and doesn't have a homepage, as far as I know. He's a slow fierljepper as well. _______________XX Geek A very young (13) poster from Kiwi, he even speaks Kiwi. He never posts anymore. He is dead! I wonder how many aglami people remember him. Oh...he did post to the mixnmojo posting board. ________________ figment Poster that made the mistake to subscribe to aglami...I knew him from aglagf...his real name is Bruce. I don't know that very much about him, actually. ______________X Huz I think Huz is the oldest poster in here. He's as old as the pope. Since the start he has been a member. He often comes with useful advice and is very knowledgeable. He and Michael Smith often do dark things, such like chatting at The Scumm Bar. There are rumours he is the same as Joey the Fish. thescummbar.com >>Try http://thescummbar.com/irc/ as a link to the SCUMM Bar chat thingy. It makes far more sense. ;-)<< It's #monkey-island, I've been there a few times, but never experienced it very exciting, sorry. ______________XX Joey The Fish Never heard of this person these days. Poster that says he wants to overtake the Monkey Island World, but just can't conquer aglami. Some of us know who he is. He lives somewhere in the UK. He even has an imitated Scumm Bar, I forgot the URL. He is temporary dead. He replied some ooooooold messages a while ago...odd. Now he's dead. _____________ John Ievins A tea slurping Briton that can't stand heroin. He's such a weenie. He's 4 years old and comes from agc. Hmmm...I wonder how those people are able to sneek in here...Anyway, he's rather new and his head is covered with notepads. John is so silly to believe in god and not believing in premarital sex. He's in Viersen, Germany right now, although he doesn't speak die Deutsche Sprache. And he always pretends to be some elf slayer and then Sarah has to play an elf and those odd things. He was the first person that did the 5 aglami trials. ICQ#:49323515 ______________XX Jungo He likes football and is so ignorant to believe that Denmark will win the EC, but we all know that'll be The Netherlands. This is the weirdest person in the world! He's 21 and has a whole bunch of children! Furthermore he's Danish too, from Abbenhoy or something like that. I think he's dead now. He appeared not to be dead, but attacked me yesterday, when I was walking with my dog. He said: "Hebban olla vogala nestas higunnan, hinase hic anda thu?" and ran away... http://home13.inet.tele.dk/jungo ICQ#:59794955 ______________ Kasper His best friend, the elephant on his toilet, is dead!! He *insulted* some Poles this month...and we had a lot of fun with the Poles, I liked them. We don't know his surname. O, we do now. It's Kasper Aae. That's the most stupid surname I've ever heard. My name is Reinder Hummel. He was supposed to live in London right now. But he got a terrible disease and can't make sense anymore.Kasper just got out of the army. He always carries a bazooka with him. We think he's some sort of robot, that posts messages here. We didn't know his first name, but his surname was Kasper (a codename). He's 20 years old and wants to visit Amsterdam and London. He even likes Braindead and Southpark. He's quite new here, but posts a lot messages. He lives in Ribe, a stupid pre-modern farmertown in southern Denmark. He's one of the repugnant Danes. His mother bakes lovely cakes. BTW he likes curling. He thinks Subspace is the best multiplayer game ever. He is an expert in Sumo-wrestling and wanted to marry Kylie, from agc. Of course we can't allow that. Okay, okay, I know this is old information and I need to update this whole RRRRR...but for now...no. Somebody interested in doing the RRRRR? ICQ#:1845018 ______________XX Kate Winterton I believe she's from the UK and is 16 years old. She knows much about games and seems to be the biggest Murray fan. She also played Grim Fandango. First I thought she's a he, but a Dane said she's a she and no he. Dead. Requiescat In Pace. _____________ Kim Akselsen Gee...I suddenly realized I missed this poster...he's 16 and from Norway...been lost for a long, long time...but returned. One of the good old posters. AKA as Accelerator... ______________XX Larry C Was a great American poster (14) but bought a Dreamcast and just disappeared... He liked Sonic The Hedgehog. He drew a comic, which you can see here: http://members.xoom.com/floccus/home.html Last time I saw it he had finished three pages. That was years ago, perhaps it's finished now! Hey, who remembers Larry? ______________XX Lurk Hmmm...Lurk lurked a lot recently...didn't post very much...and suddenly reappeared. We think they lurknapped him and took him to Menno Buch, his friend. Aaarrgghhh! Who is Lurk. Lurk is a newbie that posted like mad. He's some evil devil that possesses the mind of parasite. I am father Karras, the exorcist. I am going to scare that devil away. Some people think he's the weirdest person alive, although he's dead. I think, as a normal and civilized person, that I can agree with that. For further information see The 2-Headed Squirrel. Lurk died. Read http://hjem.get2net.dk/lurk/ for some dragons crap. ______________XX Michael Michael sometimes visits the ng, but is a veteran member of aglagf, sometimes he sneaks in and screams "BWAHAHAHA!". He likes to behave like a madman. Dead. Haven't seen him in ages. ______________ Michael Smith Michael is dead. Hey, he suddenly appeared...posted a bit...said to me on #monkey-island that he didn't like the off-topicness and seldom posts now. Michael Smith is 39 years old and lives in Toronto, Canada. Michael is very fat, even so extremely fat that the doctors worried about it a few years ago. Michael likes to chat with BishopX, Kasper and some other people at The Scumm Bar. He also knows much about horses, because he owns a great farm. Every Sunday he goes for a ride. His grandma broke his GF A CD. He has a personal MI-site. He was here before me, so a long-standing poster. http://website.lineone.net/~mi_lavapit/ _____________ Mr. XL He's a true MI fan, just like me. The rest of the buccaneers in here are just weird people. XL = eXtra Large, but I doubt which part of Mr.XL is extra large. He is Danish and think they've the best country in this world, but we all know that's The Netherlands. He had been away a few months, but reappeared a few weeks ago. He admires Wubbo Okkels. He actually lives in Oslo and his name is Lars. At this moment he has no access to aglami. Not anymore, actually. I found out that he's 21 years old, very stupid, because he never played CMI and thinks an G4 is better than an AMD Athlon. He bought a new PC for $8!!!!! ICQ#:4050552 _____________X Ned Flanders An Australian poster...sorry, but I don't know much about him/her. Subscribed just a week ago. _____________X Oliver Reiff A German poster that's quite new. Hmmm...I always thought 'Reif' is German for tyre...he's 72 years old. Blablabla...yes, this is a poster. _____________X parasite A very mysterious poster, since February 1999. He lives in Klarup (Denmark) and his real name is Esben Krebs (16). He's always willing to tell a few occult stories and bring damage to bodies. He often dies, but that's quite common here. You could say he's one of the greatest posters of this year. There are rumours he has an evil twin. BTW, if you want to take a look at his homepage, close your eyes!!!! http://smoke-a-joint.webjump.com/ Hmmm...I believe Lurk said something about the fact that one of the two sites had to be deleted...I don't know if this one still works. I miss him. ______________X Pascal A seventeen years old poster from Austria. Some weird German wanted to program in HIM!! Hmmm...are you a Jörg Haider fanatic, Pascal? We don't hear much from him. Perhaps he's a *gasp* serious poster? ______________XX Paul Pergamenshschik What a stupid name. He's from New York and drinks root beer. I think he died. Yeah, he's dead. No, I met him in a restaurant yesterday. I asked him "Paul what are you doing here?" He said: "I'm hanging as a testament!!" Then I said "Have fun!" and went home. ______________ Pixel Another Dutchman!!! There's a lot to tell about Johannes. He lives in Zeist, is 19 (?) and his live started in Friesland, aaaaargghh!! He never knows what to give girls for birthday, is a great BSB fan and studies something weird in Utrecht. He travels by cow. He is always stoned (aren't we all) and makes a lot of spelling mistakes in Dutch, his mother tongue, he said. He needs a better news server!! YOU NEED A BETTER NEWS SERVER! Oh...and he introduced us to Kim. ICQ#:58550811 ______________ Reinder Hummel That's me. ______________ Sean A loud Danish screamer that visits from time to time. He's 15 and likes to write in CAPITALS. His mother is a duck, his father English and his favourite meal is stamppotmous. He made a page about MI4!!! Hmmm...I believe he's also known as MrP and MrMutton, but sometimes I forget a lot. Anyway, he's Sean. I sent me a list of 100 things he didn't know and I was able to answer them all!! I'm so goddamn brilliant. He still posts and sometimes I see him on the monkey chat. http://indigo.ie/~henehan/monkey/mi4rumours.htm ICQ#:40841743 ______________ Sarah No, I don't want to give you more information. Okay, she has been grounded and ungrounded several times lately. I think she's grounded at the moment, Poor girl. She hates the name Sarah, actually, and wants to change it. He nicknames she uses in here is SnornL And there ARE pirates in Australia Kasper! The only female poster, as far as I thought, but Kasper said I was wrong. She's 15 and lives in Australia. SnornL has been with guys that are 10 years older than her. She brought some weird persons along from agc. If Altavista can't find it, search it on Saera's desk!She joins this group of weird male posters often. She also wanted to prove me that aglami isn't the weirdest ng in the world, but never convinced me. Oh, and she's a creature. Hmmm...it seems we're kinda merging with alt.games.creatures of late. If you want to know more about this interesting creature: http://www.snornl.homecreatures.com/ ICQ#:32346059 _______________ Simon Reid A 14 years old poster from the UK. He has large ears and is a Murray fan. He posts the famous FAQ and doesn't like Germans. He wants to build the MI-entertainment park. He also posts on aglagf. Does he have a website? Yes, www.lreid.demon.co.uk/simon/ - nothing there at the moment though, but stuff should be appearing soon. I don't know why, but I think he looks like Simon the Sorcerer. He's a bit...serious. ICQ#:65791282 ______________XX Sir Andy The terrible snowman from Finland. Says he's a lurker and that there exists another weird newsgroup, alt.castlenet. I don't know, I don't have access to it. I believe he has a homepage or something: ehh...I forgot. I still don't know...still am too lazy to search. He gossips about aglami!!!!! He's stuck in alt.castlenet _____________XX Skyfox His first name is Ian, and owns the famous Scumm Bar. Not a regular regular. http://www.thescummbar.com/ _____________ Thomas Langĺrd Okay, 14 years old poster from Norway, MI fan...and waaah...this person likes Pokemon. Sorry, I know I need to do more. ICQ#:73047722 _____________ Toki An agc infiltrant...uhm...I'm too lazy to TYPE right now...why don't you tell something yourself Toki, hope you don't mind..? ICQ#:27296907 _____________ Tracicle One of the new persons that came in here, said to be new and actually posted messages. I don't have time to write something now, because The-X- Files is on. See you all in one hour. She left because of some life problems...maybe she'll return some day. She's 23 years old and lives in California, USA...but is in fact from New Zealand. _____________XX The 2-Headed Squirrel Oh no! Esben Krebs now thinks he's a squirrel and even acts like a squirrel, thinks like a squirrel and eats like a squirrel. We tried to talk him back to reality with the Therapist, but he just won't listen. When is this going to stop?!?! _____________XX TomH AKA Thunderburst. I don't much about him, you've got to ask him. >>As I noticed in Reinder's earlier post, RRRRRRRR<< that's RRRRR >>or something, nobody knows much about me. Well, I'm truly a female, using somebody else's ID, and I live in Pennsylvania, in the United States. I am truly a reader, not much of a poster, but I play a lot of games, too. My web page is http://www.hathware.com/, but the true highlight of it is www.hathware.com/hamste~1.htm, my hamsterboy shockwave. I'm 13 years old, I hate most sports, and I sincerely hope the United States loses at all of the major international sporting events.>> don't worry, The Netherlands shall win<< But anyway, if you want to see what I look like, tough luck. My icq# is 55525157. If anyone has AOL IM my username is Soopmunkey. Also, from now on everyone call me Soopmunkey, cuz that is what I prefer to be called. Thunderdust is my Diablo name. I just always forget to change the sigs.<< Hmmm...should I do some more then copy and paste> ICQ#:55525157 _____________ C'était, je suis désolé quand je t'ai oublié. _________________________________________________________ ®einde®'s ®egula® list of ®egula® ®egula®s that visit aglami ®egula®ly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted by Reinder Hummel, a very mighty pirate!