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This is not a FAQ, but just a list of regulars in here. If you're looking
for a FAQ please read that of Simon Reid, called 'For newbies to 
alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island'. But since he doesn't post it anymore, 
you cannot read it. Haha!! I'll post this roughly every month, to be 
precisely, on the 1st of every month. New members are welcome! If you wish 
to email these people, you'll have to find out the addresses by yourself. 
Most of the regulars are either from the UK or Denmark. But since Xmas, a 
few Dutchmen joined me to battle the evil knäckebrödian Danes and slurping 
Britons. Oh, and we have some ignorant Americans in our showcase as well. 
It goes without saying that all these people are very cool and nice. I 
started this in December 1999. Very new newbies or people not worth 
mentioning are not on the list. I'm sorry about that. 

X = has not posted for X months

If you are a regular, and want me to modify the contents, or if you aren't
on the list and want to be added, please send me some piece of mail:
reinderhummel@hotmail.com
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AGLAMI

- We are not weird, we are normal.
- We do not insult people.
- Our next meeting in real life is scheduled on 06-07-2000, in Zeist,
  Denmark. We're counting on you. Bring your pyjamas and pyaemias  along!
- Regulars that have not been posting in April are marked with an X
- Popular aglami words:
        - Hmmm...
        - Uhm...
        - Shut up!
        - Bwahahahaha!!
- The Five Aglami Trials...that newbies have to do to become an official
  aglami member...it's harsh...but you'll receive uhm?
- The next RRRRR is going to be in newspeak
- Zoals het klokje thuis tikt, tikt het nergens
- Hey, I want to put some foreign langueged sayings in here...suggestions?
- Omnibus idem
- Apply [OT] in all your subject lines
- We hate catholics
- I am far superior to you foolish mortals
- Edel sei der Mensch, hilfreich und gut
- Hier is het einde van het begin, na nu is er geen ontkomen meer in     
  potentie
- Let's search the question marks!
- Je suis mort
- It's all over
- It's too late
- Wir haben es nicht gewußt!
- Wollt ihr denn Krieg, totalen Krieg?!?
- Moi.
- Allea Iacta Est!
- Kafka
- Wooooooooooooorrrrrrrr!
- People, please add something.
- SEE!!?? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RENT SPACE FOR YOU BEING QUOTED!
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BishopX

Something *really* scary happened last week. I opened aglami, and suddenly 
stumbled on the name BishopX...he's posting again! Therefore, we have to 
organize a party. So, I leave this to...Rafael!
I think Matt decided to leave this newsgroup...sniff. This man has a goatee
beard and a pony tail!! He announced recently he want to make the MICDB!!!! 
I think he's working on it these cloudy days. He's not in a depression 
anymore, because he's playing Final Fantasy 8 like a maniac. It's Matt 
McBishop, of the clan McBishop. He usually wears a Kelt and a kilt, that's 
some sort of dress Scottish people used to wear, so they could do their 
things during their fights. His favourite sentence to chat up girls is: "Do 
you have one braincell?" So, please be careful ladies, when you see this 
man. This poster is from the UK (West Sussex), is twenty years old and has 
a great website. He wants to hide his real identity, but never succeeds in 
that, most of us now all about him, from his real name, ICQ # up to his 
neighbours. He's a member since February 1999 and likes to eat carrots. He 
often chats with Jayne Smith and Kasper. BTW he knows much  about FFVII.
http://www.islandx.co.uk/
ICQ#:37057214

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Bucha

His real name is Jon Buchan and he's from Sedgley, a huge tree under the 
United Kingdom. He's one hundred years old and likes to save his breath in 
order to live a longer life. And he posts Buchasneak NEWS of AGLAMI.
A new poster from the UK. Don't know about his age. He introduced himself
and I forgot actually...but he has a radio in his car and is in love with a
6-nosed giraffe. Do you have a website? Oh...and he wants to make a MI fan
game.
ICQ#:27522915

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Data

Some poster that is from agc...is going to marry, has got eyes and is from
Australia. He likes to catch birds. Yesterday I was throwing sand in the 
ocean and there I met him. He said hello.


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Dirk Gently

He's from Friesland! Aargh! He's from Friesland!! Waah! He's got a brother 
called Pater Zweepstra. Now I surmise he has got no shame, because he's 
pretending to be Deja Dirk! His real name is Inze van der Lei...I wonder 
whether or not that's an odd Frisian name.
Due to problems with his ISP Dirk could not post. He studies in Groningen
and wants to live in Assen, because he's afraid of the famous Irish pub in
Groningen...damn...I forgot the name. A Dutch poster!! All Dutch posters 
are
great!! Okay, Dirk is from Friesland, that's not great. He once had an
affair with a twenty-holed Estonian girl. (Alright, I'm making this up to
make it more interesting.)
He does know Pixel in real life, now THAT's terror!! He's ehhh...29, I
believe and doesn't have a homepage, as far as I know. He's a slow
fierljepper as well. 
ICQ#:77032001

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Geek

A very young (13) poster from Kiwi, he even speaks Kiwi. He never posts
anymore. He is dead! I wonder how many aglami people remember him. Oh...he
did post to the mixnmojo posting board. Now where did my apples go? ANSWER 
ME!!

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figment

Poster that made the mistake to subscribe to aglami...I knew him from
aglagf...his real name is Bruce. I don't know that very much about him,
actually. Hmmm...he and me had some discussion about the existence of god 
some time ago...I think he's sixteen years old and lives somewhere in the 
USA in a house.


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Huz

He busted in a time ago to talk about the off-topicness and disappeared 
again.
I think Huz is the oldest poster in here. He's as old as the pope. Since
the start he has been a member. He often comes with useful advice and is
very knowledgeable. He and Michael Smith often do dark things, such like
chatting at The Scumm Bar. There are rumours he is the same as Joey the
Fish. thescummbar.com >>Try http://thescummbar.com/irc/ as a link to the
SCUMM Bar chat thingy. It makes far more sense. ;-)<<  It's #monkey-island,
I've been there a few times, but never experienced it very exciting, sorry.


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Joey The Fish

I wonder when I am going to reveal his real identity.
Never heard of this person these days. Poster that says he wants to 
overtake
the Monkey Island World, but just
can't conquer aglami. Some of us know who he is. He lives somewhere in the
UK. He even has an imitated Scumm Bar, I forgot the URL. He is temporary
dead. He replied some ooooooold messages a while ago...odd. Now he's dead.

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John Ievins

John's father is a lawyer. And John went to Viersen, Germany. He's in a 
shock now and thinks he is an elf slayer...waah! And whatever you do, don't 
ever ask him to raise his hand!! I warned you!
A tea slurping Briton that can't stand heroin. He's such a weenie. He's 4
years old and comes from agc. Hmmm...I wonder how those people are able to
sneek in here...Anyway, he's rather new and his head is covered with
notepads. John is so silly to believe in god and not believing in 
premarital
sex. He's in Viersen, Germany right now, although he doesn't speak die
Deutsche Sprache. And he always pretends to be some elf slayer and then
Sarah has to play an elf and those odd things. He was the first person that
did the 5 aglami trials.
ICQ#:49323515


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Jungo

Hmmm...I laughed at him because The Netherlands defeated Denmark on the 
Euro2000...hmmm...
He likes football and is so ignorant to believe that Denmark will win the
EC, but we all know that'll be The Netherlands. This is the weirdest person
in the world! He's 21 and has a whole bunch of children! Furthermore he's
Danish too, from Abbenhoy or something like that. I think he's dead now. He
appeared not to be dead, but attacked me yesterday, when I was walking with
my dog. He said: "Hebban olla vogala nestas higunnan, hinase hic anda thu?"
and ran away...
http://home13.inet.tele.dk/jungo
ICQ#:59794955


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Kasper

Kasper is bald and has got a huge beard. When he's grown up he wants to be 
a real pirate and liftboy. I suddenly realize that he has got birthday next 
week. Let's give him a new pet.
His best friend, the elephant on his toilet, is dead!! He *insulted* some
Poles this month...and we had a lot of fun with the Poles, I liked them.
We don't know his surname. O, we do now. It's Kasper Aae. That's the most
stupid surname I've ever heard. My name is Reinder Hummel. He was supposed
to live in London right now. But he got a terrible disease and can't make
sense anymore.Kasper just got out of the army. He always carries a bazooka
with him. We think he's some sort of robot, that posts messages here. We
didn't know his first name, but his surname was Kasper (a codename). He's
20 years old and wants to visit Amsterdam and London. He even likes
Braindead and Southpark. He's quite new here, but posts a lot messages. He
lives in Ribe, a stupid pre-modern farmertown in southern Denmark. He's one
of the repugnant Danes. His mother bakes lovely cakes. BTW he likes
curling. He thinks Subspace is the best multiplayer game ever. He is an
expert in Sumo-wrestling and wanted to marry Kylie, from agc. Of course we
can't allow that. Okay, okay, I know this is old information and I need to
update this whole RRRRR...but for now...no. Somebody interested in doing 
the RRRRR?
ICQ#:1845018

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Kate Winterton

This is going to be the next mayor of Birmingham.
I believe she's from the UK and is 16 years old. She knows much about games
and seems to be the biggest Murray fan. She also played Grim Fandango.
First I thought she's a he, but a Dane said she's a she and no he. Dead.
Requiescat In Pace.

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Kim Akselsen

This person hates football, Southpark, Simpsons and so on...hooray!
Gee...I suddenly realized I missed this poster...he's 16 and from
Norway...been lost for a long, long time...but returned. One of the good 
old posters. AKA as Accelerator...


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Larry C


Hmmm...I refounf Larry in the fanfic I've just reposted...
Was a great American poster (14) but bought a Dreamcast and just
disappeared... He liked Sonic The Hedgehog. He drew a comic, which you can
see here: http://members.xoom.com/floccus/home.html Last time I saw it he
had finished three pages. That was years ago, perhaps it's finished now!
Hey, who remembers Larry?

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Lurk

Hmmm...Lurk lurked a lot recently...didn't post very much...and suddenly
reappeared. We think they lurknapped him and took him to Menno Buch, his
friend. Aaarrgghhh! Who is Lurk. Lurk is a newbie that posted like mad.
He's some evil devil that possesses the mind of parasite. I am father
Karras, the exorcist. I am going to scare that devil away. Some people
think he's the weirdest person alive, although he's dead. I think, as a
normal and civilized person, that I can agree with that. For further
information see The 2-Headed Squirrel. Lurk died.
Read http://hjem.get2net.dk/lurk/ for some dragons crap.

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Michael

Hmmm...am I the only pirate alive that remembers him?
Michael sometimes visits the ng, but is a veteran member of aglagf,
sometimes he sneaks in and screams "BWAHAHAHA!". He likes to behave like a
madman. Dead. Haven't seen him in ages.

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Michael Smith

Michael jumped out of Aglami, guess why...
Michael is dead. Hey, he suddenly appeared...posted a bit...said to me on
#monkey-island that he didn't like the off-topicness and seldom posts now.
Michael Smith is 39 years old and lives in Toronto, Canada. Michael is very
fat, even so extremely fat that the doctors worried about it a few years
ago. Michael likes to chat with BishopX, Kasper and some other people at
The Scumm Bar. He also knows much about horses, because he owns a great
farm. Every Sunday he goes for a ride. His grandma broke his GF A CD. He
has a personal MI-site. He was here before me, so a long-standing poster.
http://website.lineone.net/~mi_lavapit/

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Mr. XL

Hmmrrr...where is he...?
He's a true MI fan, just like me. The rest of the buccaneers in here are
just weird people. XL = eXtra Large, but I doubt which part of Mr.XL is
extra large. He is Danish and think they've the best country in this world,
but we all know that's The Netherlands. He had been away a few months, but
reappeared a few weeks ago. He admires Wubbo Okkels. He actually lives in
Oslo and his name is Lars. At this moment he has no access to aglami. Not
anymore, actually. I found out that he's 21 years old, very stupid, because
he never played CMI and thinks an G4 is better than an AMD Athlon. He 
bought
a new PC for $8!!!!!
ICQ#:4050552

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Ned Flanders

An Australian poster...sorry, but I don't know much about him/her.
Subscribed just a week ago. This was a onepostposter.

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Oliver Reiff

He's still lurking, but not posting, only when I post this, actually.
A German poster that's quite new. Hmmm...I always thought 'Reif' is German
for tyre...he's 72 years old. Blablabla...yes, this is a poster.

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parasite

A very mysterious poster, since February 1999. He lives in Klarup (Denmark)
and his real name is Esben Krebs (16). He's always willing to tell a few
occult stories and bring damage to bodies. He often dies, but that's quite
common here. You could say he's one of the greatest posters of this year.
There are rumours he has an evil twin. BTW, if you want to take a look at
his homepage, close your eyes!!!!
http://smoke-a-joint.webjump.com/
Hmmm...I believe Lurk said something about the fact that one of the two
sites had to be deleted...I don't know if this one still works.
I miss him.


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Pascal

A seventeen years old poster from Austria. Some weird German wanted to
program in HIM!! Hmmm...are you a Jörg Haider fanatic, Pascal? We don't 
hear
much from him. Perhaps he's a *gasp* serious poster?
Anyway, disappeared as well...I really have to filter those nonposters out 
some day.

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Paul Pergamenshschik

What a stupid name. He's from New York and drinks root beer. I think he
died. Yeah, he's dead. No, I met him in a restaurant yesterday. I asked him
"Paul what are you doing here?" He said: "I'm hanging as a testament!!"
Then I said "Have fun!" and went home. Rootbeerslurper.

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Pixel

Ha, he cannot read this, so I'm not going to say anything! He's paranoid 
and thinks he's Wim Kok.
Another Dutchman!!! There's a lot to tell about Johannes. He lives in
Zeist, is 19 (?) and his live started in Friesland, aaaaargghh!! He never
knows what to give girls for birthday, is a great BSB fan and studies
something weird in Utrecht. He travels by cow. He is always stoned (aren't
we all) and makes a lot of spelling mistakes in Dutch, his mother tongue,
he said. He needs a better news server!! YOU NEED A BETTER NEWS SERVER!
Oh...and he introduced us to Kim.
Here, the true Aglami site:
www.crosswinds.net/~werf and then somewhere
ICQ#:58550811


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Reinder Hummel

That's me.

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Sean

Sean is doing the new Aglami FAQ...and Part II as well.
A loud Danish screamer that visits from time to time. He's 15 and likes to
write in CAPITALS. His mother is a duck, his father English and his
favourite meal is stamppotmous. He made a page about MI4!!! Hmmm...I
believe he's also known as MrP and MrMutton, but sometimes I forget a lot.
Anyway, he's Sean. I sent me a list of 100 things he didn't know and I was
able to answer them all!! I'm so goddamn brilliant. He still posts and
sometimes I see him on the monkey chat.
http://indigo.ie/~henehan/monkey/mi4rumours.htm
this is a site...takTAK takTAK
ICQ#:40841743


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Sarah

Hmmm...she said she left aglami because of the mindless drivel...
No, I don't want to give you more information. Okay, she has been grounded
and ungrounded several times lately. I think
she's grounded at the moment, Poor girl. She hates the name Sarah,
actually, and wants to change it. He nicknames she uses in here is SnornL
And there ARE pirates in Australia Kasper! The only female poster, as far
as I thought, but Kasper said I was wrong. She's 15 and lives in Australia.
SnornL has been with guys that are 10 years older than her. She brought
some weird persons along from agc. If Altavista can't find it, search it on
Saera's desk!She joins this group of weird male posters often. She also
wanted to prove me that aglami isn't the weirdest ng in the world, but
never convinced me. Oh, and she's a creature. Hmmm...it seems we're kinda
merging with alt.games.creatures of late. If you want to know more about
this interesting creature:
http://www.snornl.homecreatures.com/
ICQ#:32346059

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Simon Reid

See Michael Smith.
A 14 years old poster from the UK. He has large ears and is a Murray fan.
He posts the famous FAQ and doesn't like Germans. He wants to build the
MI-entertainment park. He also posts on aglagf. Does he have a website?
Yes, www.lreid.demon.co.uk/simon/ - nothing there at the moment though, but
stuff should be appearing soon. I don't know why, but I think he looks like
Simon the Sorcerer. He's a bit...serious.
ICQ#:65791282

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Sir Andy

Well, he still seems to be around in ac...I think. Tracicle, is Andy still 
there? Oh, vote for his site here: uh...where? forgot, stupid me
The terrible snowman from Finland. Says he's a lurker and that there exists
another weird newsgroup, alt.castlenet. I don't know, I don't have access
to it. I believe he has a homepage or something: ehh...I forgot. I still
don't know...still am too lazy to search. He gossips about aglami!!!!! He's
stuck in alt.castlenet

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Skyfox

Hmmm...who is this?
His first name is Ian, and owns the famous Scumm Bar. Not a regular
regular.
http://www.thescummbar.com/


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Thomas Langĺrd

ACHTUNG! POKEMON_LOVER!!!!!
Okay, 14 years old poster from Norway, MI fan...and waaah...this person
likes Pokemon. Sorry, I know I need to do more.
ICQ#:73047722

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Toki

An agc infiltrant...uhm...I'm too lazy to TYPE right now...why don't you 
tell something yourself Toki, hope you don't mind..?
ICQ#:27296907

>Okay, I'm 16, female.
>I live in Australia, I like guys and girls, I sing.
>I like to drink orange juice or bourbon, but not together.
>You and I have an illegitimate child called Teinder,

I still refuse to accept that he's 14!

>who is cute but a little slow, and is currently attending
>an expensive boarding school.
>I like porn, hentai, pokemon hentai, pokemon yaoi hentai, heheh ;)
>I'm insane, and I come from AGC.
>I have one of the longest sigs around.
>Oh, and I have an 'ass' score of 92 ;)



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Tracicle

She broke her legs and now has no arms anymore.
One of the new persons that came in here, said to be new and actually
posted messages. I don't have time to write something now, because The-X-
Files is on. See you all in one hour. She left because of some life
problems...maybe she'll return some day. She's 23 years old and lives in
California, USA...but is in fact from New Zealand.

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The 2-Headed Squirrel

Oh no! Esben Krebs now thinks he's a squirrel and even acts like a
squirrel, thinks like a squirrel and eats like a squirrel. We tried to talk
him back to reality with the Therapist, but he just won't listen. When is
this going to stop?!?!

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TomH

AKA Thunderburst. I don't much about him, you've got to ask him. >>As I
noticed in Reinder's earlier post, RRRRRRRR<<  that's RRRRR >>or something,
nobody knows much about me. Well, I'm truly a female, using somebody else's
ID, and I live in Pennsylvania, in the United States. I am truly a reader,
not much of a poster, but I play a lot of games, too. My web
page is http://www.hathware.com/, but the true highlight of it is
www.hathware.com/hamste~1.htm, my hamsterboy shockwave. I'm 13 years old, I
hate most sports, and I sincerely hope the United States loses
at all of the major international sporting events.>> don't worry, The
Netherlands shall win<< But anyway, if you want to see what I look like,
tough luck. My icq# is 55525157. If anyone has AOL IM my username is
Soopmunkey. Also, from now on everyone call me Soopmunkey, cuz that is what
I prefer to be called. Thunderdust is my Diablo name. I just always
forget to change the sigs.<< Hmmm...should I do some more then copy and
paste>
ICQ#:55525157


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